{"id":311,"date":"2008-10-22T13:53:10","date_gmt":"2008-10-22T12:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.solarie.ch\/blog\/?p=311"},"modified":"2023-05-17T15:42:10","modified_gmt":"2023-05-17T14:42:10","slug":"alice-est-une-grosse-salope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/?p=311","title":{"rendered":"Alice est une grosse salope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oui, je sais&#8230; Je ne poste pas souvent des billets, ces temps. Mais que voulez vous, sans connexion Internet \u00e0 la maison, c&rsquo;est tout de m\u00eame d\u00e9licat.<br \/>\nEt, me direz-vous, la fameuse antenne, elle ne marche pas ?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Antenne \u00e0 la pomme chips\" src=\"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/media\/pringles2.jpg\" alt=\"Antenne \u00e0 la pomme chips\"><\/center><br \/>\nSi si, elle marche, mais c&rsquo;est plus compliqu\u00e9 que \u00e7a.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Je le disais ironiquement la <a href=\"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/blog\/?p=310\">derni\u00e8re fois<\/a>, mon voisin a aussi succomb\u00e9 il y a quelques mois aux charmes de la Blondasse. Moralit\u00e9, je capte son r\u00e9seau, mais son lien ADSL est en bas 99.9 % du temps. Et comme il a \u00e9galement la t\u00e9l\u00e9phonie sur IP, il n&rsquo;y plus de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone non plus. Il vient donc r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement chez moi, qui ai repris une ligne analogique chez France T\u00e9l\u00e9com, pour pouvoir appeler le service technique de la pouffiasse platin\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p>On va donc arr\u00eater l\u00e0 les bricolages : je reprends l&rsquo;ADSL chez France T\u00e9l\u00e9com.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<em>Bien mal acquis ne profite jamais !<\/em><\/center>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oui, je sais&#8230; Je ne poste pas souvent des billets, ces temps. Mais que voulez vous, sans connexion Internet \u00e0 la maison, c&rsquo;est tout de m\u00eame d\u00e9licat. Et, me direz-vous, la fameuse antenne, elle ne marche pas ? &nbsp; Si si, elle marche, mais c&rsquo;est plus compliqu\u00e9 que \u00e7a. &nbsp; &nbsp; Je le disais ironiquement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maison"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2821,"href":"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions\/2821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solarie.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}